Welcome to the PicklePirate website!

I have been thinking about doing this for years now. I half-ass tired to do this a few years ago, but now I am balls deep.... and have to find a way to pay for this iMac. A few years ago, several friends and I started a podcast to bitch about movies and other general life concerns. I hope to start that again, along with other ideas. 
More specifically, I wrote a book a few years and I have been trying to find the right way to release it on to the world. I suck at writing and releasing it as a book would never fly. I originally wanted it to be a comic book, but a can't find an artist to willingly to draw a whole book for free. The pipe-dream would be to make it a movie, but that will never happen. However, since some of my favorite movies of all time are based on serials, I think it will work as a radio/podcast serial. My cheesy, shitty writing, SHOULD work better in this medium, plus no one can see all my grammatical mistakes.  
In an effort to improve those mistakes, as well as possessing a Catholic sense of masochistic learning, I will be trying to release one article a week on random subjects that I want to talk about. I am going to try and avoid politics, but I also want my fake internet aias to be on the correct side of history. The first piece should be up this Wednesday, and it is going to be about the HUGE monument to racism, Donald Trump's wall. 
Please let me know what I suck at, what I'm good at, what you wanna see, what you'd like to change, or just tell me to fuck off.